Nature at its finest can be a thing of beauty. Here's pictures of the bloody carnage that results.

Would you wear a Kakapo Ejaculation Helmet?

So like this must be the oddest thing Wellington's Te Papa Museum has on display: The Kakapo Ejaculation Helmet. I know it's not really an animal eating animal but it's just kind of our crazy to be print worthy...

the kakapo ejaculation helmet
You put a Kaka's what where?
So the Kakapo is an engangered NZ parrot. There are like only about 100 of the cute birds about.

These green parrots obviously need to breed to survive but they aint got the message. So concerned Kiwis have set up a breeding programme to help them out.

These people discovered that male kakapo have a tendency to engage people's heads in a sexual mating fashion. So in an effort to collect Kakapo sperm for the breeding programme, some wiseguy invented The Ejaculation Helmet. I kid you not, that's what it is called. I pity the fool that whore it...


The above pix is is from the Te Papa Museum. The accompaning caption said that the helmut was not successful. So some guy once got fucked on the head by a parrot for nothing.

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